Disclaimers:
1. There are many side effects known by the State of California to be associated with dating Dovid. Some of the more common side effects include blurry vision, erratic speech patterns, and spontaneous laughter (and/or crying). If the relationship lasts longer than four hours, seek therapy immediately
2. If you have 16.25 cats, and you previously had a committed relationship with a toaster oven, or any inanimate object, we are not the same kind of weird. I wish you and Steve the toaster nothing but the best. Don’t @ me.
Musings from the mind of Dovid
From random musings, to solving the World’s problems, get a glimpse into Dovid’s mind by reading his blog posts, Here. Warning, there is no going back!
About Dovid
Learn more about Dovid here, it’s mostly serious and entirely almost true. Fun fact, he doesn’t usually talk about himself in third person.
Running Adventures
Follow Dovid’s running adventures here. Currently planning to run a full marathon in all 50 states and 6 continents.
Totally not made up reviews on Dovid
“Let me tell you a story about Dovid. When I was younger I used to take the train to work and one day my Uncle Stan said “Joe, two in the hand, is better than some” I like cheerios.”
“Dovid ruined all other men for me, that’s why I had to settle for Travis.”
“Going to the theatre with Dovid is quite the experience, 10/10 would recommend.”
“Dovid is a very stable genius. Some may say he’s the most stablest of geniuses.”
"I have never met a man more selfless than Dovid"
"All I have learned in life, I could have learned from Dovid"
Too bad he's a F-ing Jew!
"Is Dovid a good guy? Well, before we can determine that, we must define good and that's gonna take a while. Let's just say he is a guy."
"When I met Dovid, I decided to stop looking for intelligent life forms on other planets."
"When I met Dovid, I almost decided to stop trying to reduce the human population on earth."
"My problem with Dovid is not that he's Jewish. My problem with him is that his mother is Jewish."
"Dovid is by far the best bald guy I know"
"You will never hear me say a bad word about Dovid. Dude is the most f***ing part-time savage bald guy I know."
"I don't know who Dovid is, but his head makes me think of a soccer ball"
"Killer Dave sucks at hockey, but he would definitely share the cocaine if he had any"
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